Category: Joke Board
Philosophy of Housecleaning
1. I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into
a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate.)
2. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified guests will slip, hurt
themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor.)
3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company. I
have named some of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am
imaginative.)
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home
of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind.)
5. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the
others to get jealous. (I am fair-minded.)
6. I don't plant a garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, He is
an excellent designer. (I am courteous.)
7. I don't put things away because ... my family will never be able to find
them again. (I am considerate.)
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my
guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over to dinner.
(I am
thoughtful)
9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent
press." (I am trusting.)
10. I don't stress much on anything because. "A-Type Personalities" die
young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old person.
that's good! hahha