Philosophy of Housecleaning

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Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 23-Dec-2005 10:55:50

Philosophy of Housecleaning

1. I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to run into
a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate.)

2. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified guests will slip, hurt
themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor.)

3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... they are very good company. I
have named some of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am
imaginative.)

4. I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have a home
of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind.)

5. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't want the
others to get jealous. (I am fair-minded.)

6. I don't plant a garden because... I don't want to get in God's way, He is
an excellent designer. (I am courteous.)

7. I don't put things away because ... my family will never be able to find
them again. (I am considerate.)

8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't want my
guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over to dinner.
(I am
thoughtful)

9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent
press." (I am trusting.)

10. I don't stress much on anything because. "A-Type Personalities" die
young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old person.

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 24-Dec-2005 15:52:32

that's good! hahha